we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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