I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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