We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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