Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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