I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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