Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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