scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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