That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I faked an abortion last night.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
