Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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