I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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