I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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