I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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