My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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