For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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