Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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