So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Soap is not a condiment
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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