sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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