Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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