She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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