I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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