New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just want nice things and good sex
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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