the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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