Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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