I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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