you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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