Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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