apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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