gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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