remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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