My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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