Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We got so high we made milksteak
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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