Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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