new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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