Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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