Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
