HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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