What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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