Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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