Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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