She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
