I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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