Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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