Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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