im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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