how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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