I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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