It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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