Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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