these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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