The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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