Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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