Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
