I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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