Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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