This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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