She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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