garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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