You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think my vagina is haunted
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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